A proud young mother awakens her son on the first day of school.

"Time to get up and go to school, bubbaleh."

And later, "Be a good boy, mummy loves you bubbaleh."

Still later, "I’ll be waiting for you after school, bubbaleh."

At the end of the day, the mother is waiting for her son as he walks out of his class.

"And what did you learn today, bubbaleh?"

The son responds instantly:

"I learned my name is Irving."